Funny quotes about love

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.”
– Phyllis Diller

 “Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.”
– Maurice Chevalier

 “The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.”
– Israel Zangwill